Flat Brainers, also known simply as “Flat Brainer,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) created through crossing the famous Chem D X Girl Scout Cookies Forum Cut X Nom Nom strains. Named for its ability to have you feel like there’s nothing at all happening in your head, Flat Brainers is great for any patient who wants a break from negative or racing thoughts before they get to sleep. The high is super hazy overall with lifted effects that fill you with a sense of happiness and ease. You won’t be able to focus on much of anything and will just feel a slightly heavy numbness settle into your brain. This numbing sense will work its way throughout the rest of your body as the high continues, dropping you into a state of physical relaxation and ease. Combined with its high 15-31% average THC level, these effects make Flat Brainers a great choice for treating headaches or migraines, chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, depression and insomnia.
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Same day delivery is available for customers in Niagara Falls & St. Catharines.
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For all other areas, mail-order delivery is available.
Jason –
This strain packs a nice punch. You will feel the effects almost immediately. Your body will feel super relaxed so it’s great for pain and eventually and pretty quickly your brain follows until you eventually slip in and out of rest as well as go down many rabbit holes with your hazy mind. I highly recommend this strain.
Anthony –
Great cannabis!